LOOKING FOR SOMEONE NEAR ME WHO CAN HOST ON A REGULAR BASIS.
Draft #6546 (possible exaggeration).
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I'm looking for a BFF. Someone I can laugh and play with... in and outside of the bedroom.
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I am: introverted, easy going, bratty, sometimes sarcastic, bigger than chubby (I like food, I don't prioritize exercise. I know... 🤷🏻♀️), shy at first, funny, and honest.
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I enjoy: PC games, table games, party games - come play with me!, 💕cuddles, good food, good friends, 😈boobs (honestly who doesn't?!), bonfires, off-road adventures, drooling over sexy bikes and muscle cars, fantasy books, kissing, and a bunch of other things.
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I cannot offer monogamy!! I'm very happy with my forever man and date solo with his blessing.
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I consider myself to be POLYamourous 💕.
I'm happiest with my anchor and one or two partners. Also not afraid of catching feelings, in fact I'd prefer it. 😘
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Ladies!! ♀️ I have never ever... but have ALWAYS wanted to try!!
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♥️ Please say hi if you're interested in getting to know me! Let's see where things go. 🤷🏻♀️
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Please NO:
*Cheaters (ethical ONLY, if your other partner can't know, it's a no go),
*selfish/greedy people,
*addicts (***, gambling, SEX, etc.),
*manipulators,
*excessive drama,
*coworkers (sorry Bob),
*couch surfers...
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Kinks/BDSM: Yes please! I've got quite a few. YES! I'm submissive… but ONLY when properly cared for 👸🏻.
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Me and this bio are constantly in progress…
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